Gifts by Occasion
Birthdays, apologies, weddings, and just-because decisions with consequences.
107 items
The Custom Body PillowFleece or microfiber, and long enough that they will end up hugging it.Pillowsannoyingfrom $89.00
The Custom Scented CandleNine scents, one of which is Unscented.Candlesannoyingfrom $30.00
The Custom Cutting BoardGlass, textured, and directly underneath dinner.Cutting Boardsannoyingfrom $33.00
The Custom PosterTheir picture, at gallery scale, on a wall they have to walk past. Blessing still required.PostersFramed Canvasannoyingfrom $24.00
The Custom Tank TopPrinted on the front of the least amount of shirt there is.Tank Topsannoyingfrom $27.00
The Custom CrewneckEight sizes of the sweatshirt that never quite comes back.Sweatshirtsannoyingfrom $40.00
Bathroom ResidencyThe friend you love made one quick bathroom visit. It now has blank archive cards, gallery hours, and a waiting policy.Shower Curtainsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $69.00
Coffee Order ArchiveThe friend you love has one familiar coffee order. Someone who should know it has now funded a permanent archive.Postersannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $24.00
Espresso CeremonyThe home barista you love makes one modest cup. The kitchen now has a permanent production zone.Floor Matsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $53.00
Mandatory ListeningThe recommendation now has an intake queue, a department, and follow-up questions.Door Matsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $49.00
Podcast AssignmentThe friend you love sent one episode. The group chat now has a syllabus and progress trays.Desk Matsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $24.00
Podcast RecapThe friend you love offered one quick summary. The house now has a permanent oral-history archive and rows of empty chairs.Tapestriesannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $36.00
The Birthday OfficeThe guest of honor is taking a nap. Operations continue.Tote Bagsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $21.00
The Bottle Review BoardThe friend you love received one sealed bottle. It now has scorecards and award departments.Door Matsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $49.00
The Breakroom ChefThe friend you love reheated one lunch. It now has a permanent demonstration checkpoint.Floor Matsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $53.00
The Career AnnexThe retired friend you love now has a permanent career retrospective in every room.Postersannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $24.00
The Chain of CommandThe dog has the chair. They have the paperwork.Blanketsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $30.00
The CharcuterieThe meats are arranged. Nobody may eat.Cutting Boardsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $46.00