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Custom Whiskey Glass

Six ounces, which is the standard glass every bar uses, in plain glass with a glossy print. Upload their face, with their blessing, or leave ours on it. A line above and a line below, if you want them. Hand wash only. This is the glass they pour for a guest and hand across the counter, and it is the guest who says something first.

The picture we print by default

This is exactly what prints, laid out flat.

The whiskey glass, blank and unprinted

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band above and below the picture, exactly as typed. Leave either one blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.