Ideas
6 ideas
- concerning
The Annual Friendship Performance Review
Review their year as your friend. Competencies, ratings, a signature line. Overall rating: Valued Contributor.
- concerning
Greg's Golf Performance Review
A written review of Greg's golf, compiled from the seat beside him in the cart. Greg is retained.
- annoying
Unsolicited Grill Opinions Membership Card
A wallet card confirming membership in good standing. He didn't apply. The Association doesn't take applications.
- annoying
Institute for Advanced Lawn Opinions Accreditation
Accredit your father's lawn opinions. Not the lawn — the opinions. They were found to be advanced.
- annoying
I Paused My Podcast to Be Here
A bronze marker commemorating the sacrifice. Thirty-four minutes remained. He mentioned it three times.
- concerning
The Museum Loan
Borrow their worst spoon. Three months later it comes back framed, behind glass, cited by full legal name.
