Custom printed · made to order
Put their face on something they can’t ignore.
Pick a product, upload a photo with their blessing, and we’ll print and ship the evidence. Clothing, housewares, wall art, and increasingly difficult explanations.
Your photo · printed to order · shipped to your door
Pick how mad you want them.
How this works
One picture. One product. One explanation.
- 1Choose something they will have to keep.
- 2Use ours or sign in and add a permitted photo.
- 3Review the product view and what actually prints.
- 4Add it to your cart; we print and ship it.
Where to start
Shop by useful category.
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The dependable choices when subtlety is no longer useful. Add their photo or use ours.
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After the initial shock of opening and the seizures subsided, I was taken back be the quality of the piece. It is a work worthy of true malice and flawless contempt. To whoever sent this, I hope you die being crushed very slowly by a steamroller that is also on fire.
— James
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