Home & Kitchen
Mugs, glassware, textiles, and household objects that become part of the room.
49 items
The Custom Body PillowFleece or microfiber, and long enough that they will end up hugging it.Pillowsannoyingfrom $89.00
The Custom Scented CandleNine scents, one of which is Unscented.Candlesannoyingfrom $30.00
The Custom Cutting BoardGlass, textured, and directly underneath dinner.Cutting Boardsannoyingfrom $33.00
Bathroom ResidencyThe friend you love made one quick bathroom visit. It now has blank archive cards, gallery hours, and a waiting policy.Shower Curtainsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $69.00
Espresso CeremonyThe home barista you love makes one modest cup. The kitchen now has a permanent production zone.Floor Matsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $53.00
Mandatory ListeningThe recommendation now has an intake queue, a department, and follow-up questions.Door Matsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $49.00
The Bottle Review BoardThe friend you love received one sealed bottle. It now has scorecards and award departments.Door Matsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $49.00
The Breakroom ChefThe friend you love reheated one lunch. It now has a permanent demonstration checkpoint.Floor Matsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $53.00
The Chain of CommandThe dog has the chair. They have the paperwork.Blanketsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $30.00
The CharcuterieThe meats are arranged. Nobody may eat.Cutting Boardsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $46.00
The Coffee DepartmentOne order. A service window. Please follow the escalation path.Door Matsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $49.00
The Cookout IncidentA backyard situation documented at the level it earned.Apronsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $42.00
The CountertopOne appliance. Every recipe.Oven Mittsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $36.00
The Custom ApronWorn for the whole cookout, pointed away from the person wearing it.Apronsannoyingfrom $42.00
The Custom Area RugTheir picture, room-sized, and under everything they own.Area Rugsannoyingfrom $53.00
The Custom Beach TowelThirty by sixty inches — the one thing here they will carry out of the house on purpose.Beach Towelsannoyingfrom $52.00
The Custom ComforterFour sizes, up to a hundred and four inches wide. Real bedding, not a novelty throw.Comfortersannoyingfrom $139.00
The Custom Door MatTheir picture, at the front door, where every guest wipes their feet on them.Door Matsannoyingfrom $49.00