Personalized door mat
Weaponized Friendship Door Mats
The Coffee Department
One order. A service window. Please follow the escalation path.
$49.00
Selected scene: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
Putting a real face on the door mat needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.
Add door mat text (optional)
Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.
Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.
$49.00
How it works
- 1Choose the door mat scene and threat level.
- 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
- 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
- 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details
Pick how much governance the morning order requires. Buy our director as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love behind the service window, then add one approved line underneath.
A door mat for the friend whose morning coffee order now has governance, service levels, and an escalation path. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our director, or send their photo with their blessing and put them behind the service window. Add one approved line underneath. Twenty-four inches by sixteen — a promotion or retirement marker for the self-appointed coffee director, or the permanent apology for getting their order wrong again.
- Printed format: Door Mats.
- Option: 24×16.
Personalization
Production, cancellations & returns
Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.
Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.