Clothing
Things they have to wear, carry, and explain outside the house.
15 items
The Custom Tank TopPrinted on the front of the least amount of shirt there is.Tank Topsannoyingfrom $27.00
The Custom CrewneckEight sizes of the sweatshirt that never quite comes back.Sweatshirtsannoyingfrom $40.00
The Birthday OfficeThe guest of honor is taking a nap. Operations continue.Tote Bagsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $21.00
The Custom Dad CapUnstructured cotton, four colors, and a year from now it is just their hat.Hatsannoyingfrom $35.00
The Custom Fanny PackAt the waist, facing out, opened every time they need a key.Fanny Packsannoyingfrom $44.00
The Custom HoodieEight sizes of the thing they put on when they're done being seen.Sweatshirtsannoyingfrom $48.00
The Custom Letterman JacketBetween the shoulder blades, on the most expensive thing here anybody can wear.Jacketsannoyingfrom $102.00
The Custom NecktiePrinted the whole way down, for the two hours they cannot take it off.Necktiesannoyingfrom $27.00
The Custom Skater SkirtSix sizes, on the one garment here that changes shape while they wear it.Skirtsannoyingfrom $56.00
The Custom T-ShirtTheir face across the whole chest, in the size they actually wear.T-Shirtsannoyingfrom $28.00
The Custom Tote BagBlack canvas, one size, and it goes down the checkout belt once a week, face up.Tote Bagsannoyingfrom $21.00
The Custom Trucker CapAbove the visor, on the hat that goes on without a mirror.Hatsannoyingfrom $29.00
The Custom Women's Baby TeeThe shirt they'll put on when they want the day to go well.T-Shirtsannoyingfrom $35.00
The EssentialsPacked for a week. Gone for one night.Tote Bagsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $21.00
The StashThe supplies are organized. The project remains conceptual.Tote Bagsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $21.00