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Custom T-Shirt

Seven sizes, four colors, and a print that runs the whole front. Our picture is on it by default; theirs goes on instead, with their blessing. A line above, a line below, or neither. This is the shirt they reach for on a Sunday without looking, which is how it stays in the laundry rotation for a year.

The picture we print by default

This is exactly what prints, laid out flat.

The unisex t-shirt, blank and unprinted

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band above and below the picture, exactly as typed. Leave either one blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.