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Personalized t-shirts

Custom T-Shirt

Their face across the whole chest, in the size they actually wear.

From $28.00

Someone wearing the white t-shirt, our picture printed big across the chest.

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make ( the license).

How it works

  1. 1Choose the available product options.
  2. 2Keep the included picture or sign in and choose a permitted photo.
  3. 3Check the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Add the finished configuration to your cart.
Specifications & details
Seven sizes, four colors, and a print that runs the whole front. Our picture is on it by default; theirs goes on instead, with their blessing. This is the shirt they reach for on a Sunday without looking, which is how it stays in the laundry rotation for a year.
  • Printed format: T-Shirts.
  • Size: 7 choices. Color: 4 choices.
Personalization
The house picture is included. Sign in to use a photo you have permission to use, then review its crop and product preview before adding it to your cart.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.