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You love your friends. We help you piss them off.
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Friendship Vulnerability Assessment

Tell us about them — the habits, the catchphrase, the thing they think they’re good at. We’ll return a personalized assessment: their weaknesses, a recommended severity, and what to do about it. Free, no account needed.

Step 1 of 3 — Who they are

Who they are

The part we need. Everything after this is optional.

Anything named here stays out of the assessment. This is for a friend who can take it — someone you actually know, not someone you’re wearing down.