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You love your friends. We help you piss them off.
Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Personalized tote

Weaponized Friendship Tote Bags

The Stash

The supplies are organized. The project remains conceptual.

$21.00

Annoying · Male tote proof

This is exactly what prints on the tote, laid out flat.

The canvas tote bag, blank and unprinted

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the tote needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add tote text (optional)

Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

$21.00

How it works

  1. 1Choose the tote scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Pick how far the supplies have spread. Buy our crafter as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love inside the material archive, and add one line from the inventory.

A tote bag for the friend whose craft supplies are the main craft. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our collector, or send their photo with their blessing and it is them behind the stash instead. Add one approved line underneath. Fifteen by sixteen inches of black canvas — a practical new place to store the materials purchased for organizing the other materials.

  • Printed format: Tote Bags.
  • Option: 15×16.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face or adding approved lettering requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.