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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Personalized tote bag

Weaponized Friendship Tote Bags

The Birthday Office

The guest of honor is taking a nap. Operations continue.

$21.00

Annoying · Male tote bag proof

This is exactly what prints on the tote bag, laid out flat.

The canvas tote bag, blank and unprinted

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the tote bag needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add tote bag text (optional)

Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

$21.00

How it works

  1. 1Choose the tote bag scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Pick how many departments the party acquired. Buy our coordinator as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love in the birthday office, and add one line from the run of show.

A tote bag for the friend whose dog's birthday has vendors and a run of show. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our coordinator, or send their photo with their blessing and it is them running the office instead. Add one approved line underneath. Fifteen by sixteen inches of black canvas for favors, backup favors, and the paperwork the guest of honor did not request.

  • Printed format: Tote Bags.
  • Option: 15×16.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face or adding approved lettering requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.