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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Weaponized Friendship Tote Bags

The Birthday Office

Pick how many departments the party acquired. Buy our coordinator as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love in the birthday office, and add one line from the run of show.

Annoying · Male tote bag proof

This is exactly what prints on the tote bag, laid out flat.

The canvas tote bag, blank and unprinted

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the tote bag needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add tote bag text (optional)

Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.

$21.00