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Custom Trucker Cap

This is the hat somebody puts on when they have decided not to try — one errand, back in ten minutes. Six panels, a mesh back, and a plastic snap that fits anyone. Black or white. The print sits on the two front panels above the visor, and one line of text runs across the top of it. Ours ships on it by default; theirs replaces ours, with their blessing. They will not check a mirror on the way out. You are counting on that.

The picture we print by default

This is exactly what prints, laid out flat.

The trucker cap, blank and unprinted

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band across the top, exactly as typed. Leave it blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.