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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Personalized tote

Weaponized Friendship Tote Bags

The Essentials

Packed for a week. Gone for one night.

$21.00

Annoying · Male tote proof

This is exactly what prints on the tote, laid out flat.

The canvas tote bag, blank and unprinted

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the tote needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add tote text (optional)

Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

$21.00

How it works

  1. 1Choose the tote scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Pick how much they packed for one night. Buy our packer as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love beside the luggage tower, and add one line from the manifest.

A tote bag for the friend you love who packs five bags for one night. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our packer, or send their photo with their blessing and it is them beside the luggage tower instead. Add one approved line underneath. Fifteen by sixteen inches of black canvas — bag number six, for the trip where they finally need one more.

  • Printed format: Tote Bags.
  • Option: 15×16.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face or adding approved lettering requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.