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Personalized neckties

Custom Necktie

Printed the whole way down, for the two hours they cannot take it off.

From $27.00

Someone wearing the white tie, our picture printed partway down it.

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make ( the license).

How it works

  1. 1Choose the available product options.
  2. 2Keep the included picture or sign in and choose a permitted photo.
  3. 3Check the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Add the finished configuration to your cart.
Specifications & details
Nobody buys a tie for a Tuesday. One size, polyester with a silky finish, a keeper loop for the tail and a V at the bottom. It prints on the side that faces out, the whole way down, in a strip fourteen times taller than it is wide. It leaves here wearing ours. Theirs goes on if they have blessed it. This one gets worn to a wedding, to the group photograph somebody's mother will frame, to the two hours where taking it off is not an option.
  • Printed format: Neckties.
  • One product option is available.
Personalization
The house picture is included. Sign in to use a photo you have permission to use, then review its crop and product preview before adding it to your cart.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.