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Personalized floor mats

Custom Floor Mat

Their picture, in five sizes, on the mat that takes the worst of the winter.

From $53.00

The floor mat, our picture printed in the middle of it.

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make ( the license).

How it works

  1. 1Choose the available product options.
  2. 2Keep the included picture or sign in and choose a permitted photo.
  3. 3Check the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Add the finished configuration to your cart.
Specifications & details
Five sizes, eighteen by twenty-four inches up to four feet by six. It is a genuinely good mat — it catches the salt, the mud, and the dog. Ours prints by default, or theirs with their blessing. It works too well to throw out, so they keep it, and it keeps looking up at them.
  • Printed format: Floor Mats.
  • Size: 5 options.
Personalization
The house picture is included. Sign in to use a photo you have permission to use, then review its crop and product preview before adding it to your cart.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.