Personalized apron
Weaponized Friendship Aprons
The Feeding Schedule
The jar eats first. Everyone has accepted this.
$42.00

Selected scene: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
Putting a real face on the apron needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.
Add apron text (optional)
Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.
Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.
$42.00
How it works
- 1Choose the apron scene and threat level.
- 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
- 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
- 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details
Pick how far the jar has risen in the household. Buy our custodian as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love behind the starter they answer to, and add one line from the feeding log.
An apron for the friend you love whose sourdough starter has a name and a schedule. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our custodian, or send their photo with their blessing and it is them presenting the jar instead. Add one approved line underneath. Full-bleed print, worn at every feeding — which is twice a day, every day, including the day of your party.
- Printed format: Aprons.
- Option: One Size.
Personalization
Production, cancellations & returns
Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.
Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.