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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Personalized floor mat

Weaponized Friendship Floor Mats

The Breakroom Chef

The friend you love reheated one lunch. It now has a permanent demonstration checkpoint.

$53.00

The floor mat, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male floor mat proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected mat: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the floor mat needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add floor mat text (optional)

Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

How it works

  1. 1Choose the floor mat scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Give the friend you love a lunch demonstration nobody can walk past. They'll ask why reheating one casserole needs a permanent checkpoint at their threshold. Pick how completely the commentary took over. Buy our chef as-is, or sign in to put your friend behind the blank feedback panel, then add one approved line underneath.

Give the friend you love a lunch demonstration nobody can walk past. They'll ask why reheating one casserole now requires a permanent feedback panel. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our chef, or send their photo with their blessing and put them behind the blank-card checkpoint. Add one approved line underneath. Eighteen by twenty-four inches and rubber-backed — a birthday lunch review, holiday leftovers briefing, retirement tasting panel, promotion to breakroom chef, just-because demonstration, or an apology for expanding the checkpoint from the office into the garage, entryway, or outdoor lunch line.

  • Printed format: Floor Mats.
  • 1 size choices.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face or adding approved lettering requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.