Personalized blanket
Weaponized Friendship Blankets
The Chain of Command
The dog has the chair. They have the paperwork.
$30.00
Selected scene: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
Putting a real face on the blanket needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.
Add blanket text (optional)
Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.
Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.
How it works
- 1Choose the blanket scene and threat level.
- 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
- 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
- 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details
Pick who actually runs the house. Buy our staff member as-is, or sign in to place the friend you love in the service of their own dog, and add one line from the household org chart.
A velveteen plush blanket for the friend you love who pays the mortgage and reports to the dog. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our staff member, or send their photo with their blessing and it is them holding the serving cushion instead. Add one approved line underneath. Thirty inches by forty, printed on one side, soft enough that the dog will claim it — which completes the org chart.
- Printed format: Blankets.
- 1 size choices.
Personalization
Production, cancellations & returns
Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.
Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.