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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Weaponized Friendship Blankets

The Chain of Command

Pick who actually runs the house. Buy our staff member as-is, or sign in to place the friend you love in the service of their own dog, and add one line from the household org chart.

The plush blanket, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male blanket proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the blanket needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add blanket text (optional)

Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.