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Custom Plush Blanket

Velveteen plush, printed on one side, in three sizes — thirty inches by forty, fifty by sixty, or sixty by eighty. Ours is on it unless theirs is uploaded, with their blessing. One line above, one below, or leave the blanket plain. It is soft enough that nobody checks what is on it before pulling it up to their chin. They find out at the end of the nap.

The plush blanket, blank and unprinted
The picture we print by default

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band above and below the picture, exactly as typed. Leave either one blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.