Personalized apron
Weaponized Friendship Aprons
The Cookout Incident
A backyard situation documented at the level it earned.
$42.00

Selected scene: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
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Add apron text (optional)
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$42.00
How it works
- 1Choose the apron scene and threat level.
- 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
- 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
- 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details
Pick the level the backyard situation has earned. Buy our cook as-is, or sign in to put your friend at the grill and add one expertly unhelpful line of text.
Their cookout, officially documented at the level it earned. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile; leave our cook in charge or, with their photo and blessing, put your friend at the grill. Optional apron text is handled after the incident and printed where everyone can read it.
- Printed format: Aprons.
- Option: One Size.
Personalization
Production, cancellations & returns
Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.
Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.