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The Custom Mug

One picture, printed twice — once on each side of a 15-ounce mug, so it reads in either hand. Ours goes on it by default; their photo is optional. Add a line above, a line below, or neither, printed exactly as you type it.

One side of the mug we print

This is exactly what prints on the mug, laid out flat.

The mug, blank and unprinted, handle to the left

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band above and below the picture, on both sides, exactly as typed.

Printed twice — once on each side, so it reads in whichever hand holds it.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.