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You love your friends. We help you piss them off.
Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Personalized blanket

Weaponized Friendship Blankets

The Thermostat

One number, defended like policy.

$30.00

The plush blanket, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male blanket proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the blanket needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add blanket text (optional)

Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

How it works

  1. 1Choose the blanket scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Pick how firmly the number is held. Buy our operator as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love at the dial they defend, and add one line of household climate policy.

A velveteen plush blanket for the household of the friend you love who guards one number on one wall. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our operator, or send their photo with their blessing and it is them at the dial instead. Add one approved line underneath. Thirty inches by forty, printed on one side, and issued exactly the way they issue it: instead of a degree.

  • Printed format: Blankets.
  • 1 size choices.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face or adding approved lettering requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.