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Weaponized Friendship Shower Curtains

Bathroom Residency

Give the friend you love a clean-bathroom residency with gallery hours. They'll ask why one blank archive card now needs a waiting area and a retrospective. Pick how completely the fictional residency took over. Buy our resident artist as-is, or sign in to put your friend in the empty gallery, then add one approved line underneath.

Annoying · Male shower curtain proof

This is exactly what prints on the shower curtain, laid out flat.

The shower curtain, blank and unprinted

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the shower curtain needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add shower curtain text (optional)

Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.

$69.00