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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Personalized shower curtain

Weaponized Friendship Shower Curtains

Bathroom Residency

The friend you love made one quick bathroom visit. It now has blank archive cards, gallery hours, and a waiting policy.

$69.00

Annoying · Male shower curtain proof

This is exactly what prints on the shower curtain, laid out flat.

The shower curtain, blank and unprinted

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the shower curtain needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add shower curtain text (optional)

Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

$69.00

How it works

  1. 1Choose the shower curtain scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Give the friend you love a clean-bathroom residency with gallery hours. They'll ask why one blank archive card now needs a waiting area and a retrospective. Pick how completely the fictional residency took over. Buy our resident artist as-is, or sign in to put your friend in the empty gallery, then add one approved line underneath.

Give the friend you love a quick bathroom visit large enough to need gallery hours. They'll ask why one blank archive card now has a waiting area and a retrospective. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our resident artist, or send their photo with their blessing and put them in the clean empty gallery. Add one approved line underneath. Seventy-one by seventy-four inches — a birthday exhibit, housewarming installation, or just-because residency for the bathroom they already treat like a private museum.

  • Printed format: Shower Curtains.
  • Option: 71×74.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face or adding approved lettering requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.