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Personalized yoga mats

Custom Yoga Mat

An hour a day, nose to nose with the person responsible.

From $79.00

The yoga mat half unrolled, our picture printed in the middle of it.

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make ( the license).

How it works

  1. 1Choose the available product options.
  2. 2Keep the included picture or sign in and choose a permitted photo.
  3. 3Check the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Add the finished configuration to your cart.
Specifications & details
Twenty-four inches by seventy-two, a quarter inch of foam, printed edge to edge on the side that faces up. One size. Ours is printed on it unless you hand us theirs, with their blessing; then it is their face on the floor. The printing is done one line at a time, so faint horizontal banding is normal. They will be face down on this at six in the morning, an arm's length from an instructor who can also see it.
  • Printed format: Yoga Mats.
  • One product option is available.
Personalization
The house picture is included. Sign in to use a photo you have permission to use, then review its crop and product preview before adding it to your cart.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.