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Personalized floor mat

Weaponized Friendship Floor Mats

Espresso Ceremony

The home barista you love makes one modest cup. The kitchen now has a permanent production zone.

$53.00

The floor mat, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male floor mat proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected mat: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the floor mat needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add floor mat text (optional)

Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

How it works

  1. 1Choose the floor mat scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Give the home barista you love a permanent espresso work zone. They'll ask why one modest cup now needs a production department. Pick how completely the ritual took over. Buy our barista as-is, or sign in to put your friend behind the idle machine, then add one approved line underneath.

Give the home barista you love a permanent espresso work zone. They'll ask why one modest cup now needs a scale, a timer, twelve tools, and its own department. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our barista, or send their photo with their blessing and put them behind the idle machine. Add one approved line underneath. Eighteen by twenty-four inches and rubber-backed — a birthday, housewarming, holiday, or just-because kitchen ceremony for a best friend, roommate, partner, parent, or in-law whose one-cup process deserves a marked perimeter.

  • Printed format: Floor Mats.
  • 1 size choices.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face or adding approved lettering requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.