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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Weaponized Friendship Cutting Boards

The Shortlist

Pick how many options survived dinner. Buy our decider as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love behind the menu folders, and add one line from the shortlist.

The glass cutting board, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male cutting board proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected dinner: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the cutting board needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add cutting board text (optional)

Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.