Personalized cutting board
Weaponized Friendship Cutting Boards
The Shortlist
Anywhere is fine. None of those places.
$46.00

Selected dinner: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
Putting a real face on the cutting board needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.
Add cutting board text (optional)
Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.
Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.
How it works
- 1Choose the cutting board scene and threat level.
- 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
- 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
- 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details
Pick how many options survived dinner. Buy our decider as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love behind the menu folders, and add one line from the shortlist.
A glass cutting board for the friend who says anywhere is fine and begins eliminating evidence. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our decider, or send their photo with their blessing and it is them behind the shortlist instead. Add one approved line underneath. Eleven by fifteen inches, placed exactly where dinner was supposed to become less theoretical.
- Printed format: Cutting Boards.
- 1 size choices.
Personalization
Production, cancellations & returns
Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.
Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.