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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Personalized apron

Weaponized Friendship Aprons

The Detailing Record

The finish has a maintenance log. Driving is pending.

$42.00

The apron laid flat, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male apron proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the apron needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add apron text (optional)

Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

$42.00

How it works

  1. 1Choose the apron scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Pick how formal the finish inspection became. Buy our detailer as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love beside the parked car, and add one line from the maintenance record.

An apron for the friend whose car finish has a maintenance record. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our detailer, or send their photo with their blessing and it is them conducting the inspection instead. Add one approved line underneath. A full-bleed garage uniform for the person who owns more towels than passengers.

  • Printed format: Aprons.
  • Option: One Size.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face or adding approved lettering requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.