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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Personalized door mat

Weaponized Friendship Door Mats

The Bottle Review Board

The friend you love received one sealed bottle. It now has scorecards and award departments.

$49.00

The door mat, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male door mat proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the door mat needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add door mat text (optional)

Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

$49.00

How it works

  1. 1Choose the door mat scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Give the friend you love a sealed-bottle review board nobody can step around. They'll ask why one bottle gift now needs formal scorecards at the door. Pick how completely the board took over. Buy our host as-is, or sign in to put your friend behind the blank review panels, then add one approved line underneath.

Give the friend you love a sealed-bottle review board nobody can step around. They'll ask why one bottle gift now needs formal scorecards at the door. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our host, or send their photo with their blessing and put them behind the blank review panels. Add one approved line underneath. Twenty-four inches by sixteen — a birthday bottle review, holiday gift debrief, retirement awards display, promotion to review host, just-because collection board, or an apology for extending the sealed-bottle display from an office gift exchange into the garage, entryway, or sheltered outdoor gathering.

  • Printed format: Door Mats.
  • Option: 24×16.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face or adding approved lettering requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.