Weaponized Friendship Door Mats
The Bottle Review Board
Give the friend you love a sealed-bottle review board nobody can step around. They'll ask why one bottle gift now needs formal scorecards at the door. Pick how completely the board took over. Buy our host as-is, or sign in to put your friend behind the blank review panels, then add one approved line underneath.
Selected scene: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
Putting a real face on the door mat needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.
Add door mat text (optional)
Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.
$49.00