Personalized apron
Weaponized Friendship Aprons
The Kitchen Disaster
Their worst night in the kitchen, worn in the kitchen.
$42.00

Selected scene: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
Putting a real face on the apron needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.
Add apron text (optional)
Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.
Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.
$42.00
How it works
- 1Choose the apron scene and threat level.
- 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
- 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
- 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details
Pick how far dinner got before it stopped being dinner. Buy our cook as-is, or sign in to put your friend at the stove and add one line of text that does not help.
Poly twill, one size, black straps that detach, and the picture covers the whole front. Pick how far dinner got — Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our cook in the middle of it, or send their photo, with their blessing, and it is them at the stove instead. Add one approved line underneath if the picture is not specific enough. They will wear it the next time they cook for you, which is the point.
- Printed format: Aprons.
- Option: One Size.
Personalization
Production, cancellations & returns
Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.
Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.