Weaponized Friendship Aprons
The Kitchen Disaster
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After the initial shock of opening and the seizures subsided, I was taken back be the quality of the piece. It is a work worthy of true malice and flawless contempt. To whoever sent this, I hope you die being crushed very slowly by a steamroller that is also on fire.
— James