Personalized apron
Weaponized Friendship Aprons
The Pitmaster of Ceremonies
The vows are complete. The side dishes are awaiting scores.
$42.00
Selected scene: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
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Add apron text (optional)
Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.
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$42.00
How it works
- 1Choose the apron scene and threat level.
- 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
- 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
- 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details
Pick how thoroughly the reception meal has been judged. Buy our pitmaster as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love behind the score table, then add one approved line underneath.
An apron for the friend whose reception meal became a cookoff the moment they found the tongs. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our pitmaster, or send their photo with their blessing and put them behind the score table. Add one approved line underneath. One Size, full-bleed — the anniversary of the dinner they still rank, or the permanent apology for scoring a meal nobody entered.
- Printed format: Aprons.
- Option: One Size.
Personalization
Production, cancellations & returns
Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.
Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.