Weaponized Friendship Aprons

The Pitmaster of Ceremonies

Pick how thoroughly the reception meal has been judged. Buy our pitmaster as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love behind the score table, then add one approved line underneath.

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No textSelectedTHE PITMASTER HAS JOINED THE CEREMONYDINNER NOW HAS OFFICIAL SCORESTHE TONGS HAVE ASSUMED AUTHORITYPLEASE HOLD APPLAUSE UNTIL PLATINGONE RECEPTION. ONE SELF-APPOINTED JUDGE.

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