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Custom Area Rug

Three sizes, portrait or landscape, up to six feet by four. Ours prints unless you upload theirs — one photo, and their blessing. Then the couch goes on one corner and the coffee table on another. Getting it back out is an afternoon and two people, which is longer than they will stay annoyed.

The area rug, blank and unprinted
The picture we print by default

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band above and below the picture, exactly as typed. Leave either one blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.