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Personalized area rugs

Custom Area Rug

Their picture, room-sized, and under everything they own.

From $53.00

The area rug laid flat, our picture printed across the middle of it.

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make ( the license).

How it works

  1. 1Choose the available product options.
  2. 2Keep the included picture or sign in and choose a permitted photo.
  3. 3Check the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Add the finished configuration to your cart.
Specifications & details
Three sizes, portrait or landscape, up to six feet by four. Ours prints unless you upload theirs — one photo, and their blessing. Then the couch goes on one corner and the coffee table on another. Getting it back out is an afternoon and two people, which is longer than they will stay annoyed.
  • Printed format: Area Rugs.
  • Size: 6 options.
Personalization
The house picture is included. Sign in to use a photo you have permission to use, then review its crop and product preview before adding it to your cart.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.