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Custom Oven Mitts

It comes out of the drawer at the exact moment the food does, both hands raised. Black, one size, with a heat-insulated poly front and a cotton back. There are two padded panels; the picture goes on one of them and the other stays blank. We print ours, or theirs, with their blessing, and that panel takes two lines of text as well.

The picture we print by default

This is exactly what prints, laid out flat.

The oven mitts, blank and unprinted

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band above and below the picture, exactly as typed. Leave either one blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.