Personalized door mat
Weaponized Friendship Door Mats
The ETA
Five minutes away, printed where the arrivals happen.
$49.00
Selected scene: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
Putting a real face on the door mat needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.
Add door mat text (optional)
Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.
Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.
$49.00
How it works
- 1Choose the door mat scene and threat level.
- 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
- 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
- 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details
Pick how late they run. Buy our latecomer as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love at the door they were supposed to reach an hour ago, and add one line from their last text.
A door mat for the friend you love whose arrival time is a work of fiction. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our latecomer, or send their photo with their blessing and it is them on the walk instead, gift bag in hand, event ending behind them. Add one approved line underneath. Twenty-four inches by sixteen, at the front door, where every single arrival — theirs included — happens on top of it.
- Printed format: Door Mats.
- Option: 24×16.
Personalization
Production, cancellations & returns
Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.
Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.