Weaponized Friendship Door Mats
The ETA
Pick how late they run. Buy our latecomer as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love at the door they were supposed to reach an hour ago, and add one line from their last text.


Selected scene: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
Putting a real face on the door mat needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.
Add door mat text (optional)
Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.
$49.00