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Custom Apron

Poly twill, one size, with black straps that detach. The print covers the whole front, edge to edge, on one side. Theirs takes over from ours, with their blessing. A line of text can sit at the top of the bib and another at the hem. This gets worn while cooking for other people: they stand at the grill with both hands busy, facing a yard full of guests who are all reading the same thing.

The picture we print by default

This is exactly what prints, laid out flat.

The apron, blank and unprinted

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band above and below the picture, exactly as typed. Leave either one blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.