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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Personalized area rug

Weaponized Friendship Area Rugs

The Screening Room

Eleven speakers. One viewer.

$53.00

The area rug, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male area rug proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the area rug needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add area rug text (optional)

Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

How it works

  1. 1Choose the area rug scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Pick how calibrated the living room is. Buy our projectionist as-is, or sign in to seat the friend you love in the one good chair, and add one line from the house program.

An area rug for the friend you love whose living room is a reference-grade cinema with an audience of one. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our projectionist, or send their photo with their blessing and it is them in the good seat instead. Add one approved line underneath. Thirty-six inches by twenty-four, and it goes exactly where the rug goes in a screening room: under the whole operation, tying it together.

  • Printed format: Area Rugs.
  • 1 size choices.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face or adding approved lettering requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.