Personalized beach towel
Weaponized Friendship Beach Towels
The Split
The run is over. The reporting has begun.
$52.00
This is exactly what prints on the beach towel, laid out flat.

Selected scene: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
Putting a real face on the beach towel needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.
Add beach towel text (optional)
Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.
Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.
How it works
- 1Choose the beach towel scene and threat level.
- 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
- 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
- 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details
Pick how much reporting follows the run. Buy our runner as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love at the recovery station, and add one line from the training log.
A beach towel for the friend who submits a post-run report before breakfast. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our runner, or send their photo with their blessing and it is them at the recovery station instead. Add one approved line underneath. Thirty by sixty inches — one full-body recovery device for the route debrief that somehow requires visual aids.
- Printed format: Beach Towels.
- 1 size choices.
Personalization
Production, cancellations & returns
Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.
Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.