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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Weaponized Friendship Beach Towels

The Split

Pick how much reporting follows the run. Buy our runner as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love at the recovery station, and add one line from the training log.

Annoying · Male beach towel proof

This is exactly what prints on the beach towel, laid out flat.

The beach towel, blank and unprinted

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the beach towel needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add beach towel text (optional)

Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.