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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Weaponized Friendship Yoga Mats

The Stand-Up

Pick how much calendar surrounded the answer. Buy our facilitator as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love at the meeting table, and add one line from the minutes.

The yoga mat, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male yoga mat proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected meeting: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the yoga mat needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add yoga mat text (optional)

Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.

$79.00