Weaponized Friendship Door Mats

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No textSelectedANOTHER PACKAGE TODAYIT'S PROBABLY NOTHING. IT'S THREE THINGS.THE DOORBELL MEANS CARDBOARDDELIVERED, AS FORETOLDONE MORE BOX WON'T HURT

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