Personalized door mat
Weaponized Friendship Door Mats
The Delivery
The porch is a loading dock now.
$49.00

Selected scene: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
Putting a real face on the door mat needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.
Add door mat text (optional)
Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.
Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.
$49.00
How it works
- 1Choose the door mat scene and threat level.
- 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
- 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
- 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details
Pick how much cardboard arrives. Buy our recipient as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love at the door the boxes own, and add one line from the delivery log.
A door mat for the friend you love whose porch is a loading dock. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our recipient, or send their photo with their blessing and it is them among the boxes instead. Add one approved line underneath. Twenty-four inches by sixteen, at the front door — which means every single delivery, all of them, every day, lands directly on the evidence.
- Printed format: Door Mats.
- Option: 24×16.
Personalization
Production, cancellations & returns
Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.
Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.