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Personalized framed canvas

The Commitment

Their picture, up to five feet across, framed in black pinewood and hung where nobody can miss it. Blessing still required.

From $149.00

A living room with a large blank framed canvas above the sofa
The picture we print by default, in every room shown

The living room

Orientation

Size

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make ( the license).

How it works

  1. 1Choose portrait, landscape, or square and a canvas size.
  2. 2Keep the included picture or sign in and choose a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the room view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Add the finished framed canvas to your cart.
Specifications & details
Same personalization as the poster — ours by default, or the photo of your friend you uploaded, with their blessing — now printed on matte canvas and framed in black pinewood, hanging hardware included. Portrait, landscape, or square, up to five feet across. It goes up. Guests see it first. Your friend will spend years explaining it.
  • Matte canvas in a black pinewood frame with hanging hardware included.
  • Portrait, landscape, and square formats; available sizes are shown in the configurator.
  • Rooms shown with the 60×40.
Personalization
The included house picture needs no account. Sign in to use a photo you have permission to use; changing orientation may require a new crop before the canvas can be added to your cart.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.