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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Weaponized Friendship Desk Mats

The Standing Agenda

Pick how managed the friendship is. Buy our facilitator as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love at the head of the table and add one line from the minutes.

The desk mat, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male desk mat proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the desk mat needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add desk mat text (optional)

Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.