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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Personalized mouse pad

Weaponized Friendship Mouse Pads

The Friendship Dashboard

Their casual life, fully tabulated and under the mouse.

$13.00

The mouse pad, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male mouse pad proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the mouse pad needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add mouse pad text (optional)

Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

$13.00

How it works

  1. 1Choose the mouse pad scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Pick how much of their life has become a workbook. Buy our analyst as-is, or sign in to put the spreadsheet friend you love behind the dashboard and add one line from the quarterly review.

A mouse pad for the spreadsheet friend you love and the casual plan they have already turned into a workbook. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our analyst, or send their photo with their blessing and put them behind the dashboard instead. Add one approved line underneath. Nine by eight inches, rubber-backed, and waiting at the desk where the next tracking tab will be created.

  • Printed format: Mouse Pads.
  • Option: 9×8.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face or adding approved lettering requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.