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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Personalized tapestry

Weaponized Friendship Tapestries

The Power Rankings

The season ended. The methodology did not.

$36.00

The wall tapestry, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male tapestry proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the tapestry needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add tapestry text (optional)

Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

How it works

  1. 1Choose the tapestry scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Pick how far the weekly methodology spread. Buy our analyst as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love at the ranking institute, and add one line from the latest briefing.

A wall tapestry for the friend whose recreational league has weekly rankings and an appeals process. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our analyst, or send their photo with their blessing and it is them at the institute instead. Add one approved line underneath. Thirty-six by twenty-six inches, because the methodology deserved a larger format than the league requested.

  • Printed format: Tapestries.
  • 1 size choices.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face or adding approved lettering requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.