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Weaponized Friendship Posters

Coffee Order Archive

The friend you love has one familiar coffee order. Someone who should know it has now funded a permanent archive.

From $24.00

The poster, hanging blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male poster proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected poster: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the poster needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add poster text (optional)

Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

How it works

  1. 1Choose the poster scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Give the friend you love a familiar coffee order with a permanent archive. They'll ask why one plain cup now needs comparison cards and its own gallery. Pick how completely the correction took over. Buy our curator as-is, or sign in to put your friend beside the collection, then add one approved line underneath.

Give the friend you love a familiar coffee order with a permanent archive. They'll ask why one plain cup now needs comparison cards and its own gallery. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our curator, or send their photo with their blessing and put them beside the collection. Add one approved line underneath. Printed at 12×18, 20×30, or 24×36 — a birthday exhibit, just-because correction, or apology for asking again, ready for the kitchen or office where the order should already be known.

  • Printed format: Posters.
  • 3 size choices.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face or adding approved lettering requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.