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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Weaponized Friendship Pennants

The Commissioner

Pick how seriously they take the league. Buy our commissioner as-is, or sign in to hang the friend you love on the wall in full ceremonial authority. It looks like an award. That is the trap.

Annoying · Male pennant proof

This is exactly what prints on the pennant, laid out flat.

The pennant, blank and unprinted

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the pennant needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

$32.00