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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Personalized poster

Weaponized Friendship Posters

The Whole-House Audio Tour

One recommendation. Every room. There will be a follow-up question.

From $24.00

The poster, hanging blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male poster proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected poster: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the poster needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add poster text (optional)

Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

How it works

  1. 1Choose the poster scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Pick how much of the house has been assigned. Buy our curator as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love at the start of the tour, then add one line underneath.

A poster for the friend who cannot recommend one episode without assigning the whole house. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our curator, or send their photo with their blessing and put them at the start of the tour. Add one approved line underneath. Printed at 12×18, 20×30, or 24×36 — an anniversary of the listening habit you survived, or the permanent apology for never finishing the last assignment.

  • Printed format: Posters.
  • 3 size choices.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face or adding approved lettering requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.