Personalized poster
Weaponized Friendship Posters
The Only Bathroom
One quick visit turned the entire house into a scheduling department.
From $24.00

Selected poster: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
Putting a real face on the poster needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.
Add poster text (optional)
Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.
Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.
How it works
- 1Choose the poster scene and threat level.
- 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
- 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
- 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details
Pick how completely the quick visit took over the house schedule. Buy our scheduler as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love behind the run sheet, then add one approved line underneath.
A poster for the friend whose quick visit turned the whole house into a scheduling department. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our household scheduler, or send their photo with their blessing and put them behind the privacy-safe queue desk. Add one approved line underneath. Printed at 12×18, 20×30, or 24×36 — a birthday queue notice, anniversary bathroom treaty, housewarming schedule, holiday morning plan, just-because waitlist, or an apology for one more quick visit.
- Printed format: Posters.
- 3 size choices.
Personalization
Production, cancellations & returns
Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.
Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.