Personalized yard sign
Weaponized Friendship Yard Signs
The Lawn Authority
Perfect stripes, and opinions about yours.
$45.00

Selected scene: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
Putting a real face on the yard sign needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.
Add yard sign text (optional)
Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.
Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.
$45.00
How it works
- 1Choose the yard sign scene and threat level.
- 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
- 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
- 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details
Pick how seriously the grass is taken. Buy our groundskeeper as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love among their own stripes, and add one line of posted policy.
A yard sign for the friend you love whose lawn is a program. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our groundskeeper, or send their photo with their blessing and it is them among the stripes instead. Add one approved line underneath. Eighteen by twenty-four inches, weatherproof, and planted in the exact grass it describes — facing the street, at picket height, where the neighbors already look.
- Printed format: Yard Signs.
- Option: 18×24.
Personalization
Production, cancellations & returns
Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.
Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.
Ideas for this product
- Institute for Advanced Lawn Opinions Accreditation
Accredit your father's lawn opinions. Not the lawn — the opinions. They were found to be advanced.