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You love your friends. We help you piss them off.
Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Weaponized Friendship Yard Signs

The Lawn Authority

Pick how seriously the grass is taken. Buy our groundskeeper as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love among their own stripes, and add one line of posted policy.

The yard sign, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male yard sign proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the yard sign needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add yard sign text (optional)

Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.

$45.00