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Personalized greeting cards

Custom Greeting Cards

Matte, folded, envelopes included. Fifty of them is a mailing list.

From $13.00

The greeting card standing folded, our picture printed on the front.

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make ( the license).

How it works

  1. 1Choose the available product options.
  2. 2Keep the included picture or sign in and choose a permitted photo.
  3. 3Check the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Add the finished configuration to your cart.
Specifications & details
Two hundred and seventy gram paper, matte, folded, with envelopes. Two sizes, and the smaller one in either orientation: four-and-a-quarter by five-and-a-half tall or wide, and a five by seven. One card, ten, thirty, or fifty. The picture goes on the front; the back and the inside stay blank, for whatever they were going to write anyway. Ours is the face there until you upload theirs, with their blessing. Fifty of them is a Christmas card list. That is fifty houses where your friend is on the mantelpiece through December, and one of them is theirs.
  • Printed format: Greeting Cards.
  • Size: 3 choices. Quantity: 4 choices.
Personalization
The house picture is included. Sign in to use a photo you have permission to use, then review its crop and product preview before adding it to your cart.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.