Skip to content
You love your friends. We help you piss them off.
Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Personalized desk mat

Weaponized Friendship Desk Mats

The Notification Desk

Fourteen thousand messages. One dinner plan.

$24.00

The desk mat, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male desk mat proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the desk mat needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add desk mat text (optional)

Custom text needs an account. — the approved lines below print without one.

Downloads are delivered to an account. You can check out as a guest: sign in afterwards with the email you used at checkout, and the order and its files appear in your account.

How it works

  1. 1Choose the desk mat scene and threat level.
  2. 2Keep the stock scene or sign in to apply a permitted photo.
  3. 3Review the product view and the flat proof.
  4. 4Choose the available options and add it to your cart.
Specifications & details

Pick how much administration the thread acquired. Buy our operator as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love at the notification desk, and add one line from the queue.

A desk mat for the friend who treats a casual group chat like a queue. Pick Annoying, Concerning, or Hostile. Keep our administrator, or send their photo with their blessing and it is them at the notification desk instead. Add one approved line underneath. Twelve by eighteen inches of message-control surface for the dinner plan still awaiting routing.

  • Printed format: Desk Mats.
  • 1 size choices.
Personalization
The stock scene can be bought without an account. Replacing the featured face or adding approved lettering requires sign-in and a photo you have permission to use.
Production, cancellations & returns

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying. Shipping costs and taxes are shown at checkout before you pay.

Read the exact conditions for cancellations, damaged or misprinted goods, and non-arrival in our returns and refunds policy.