Home & Comfort
The soft things they live with — on the bed, on the sofa, or underfoot. Replacing one is a project.
31 items
The Custom Body PillowFleece or microfiber, and long enough that they will end up hugging it.Pillowsannoyingfrom $89.00
Bathroom ResidencyThe friend you love made one quick bathroom visit. It now has blank archive cards, gallery hours, and a waiting policy.Shower Curtainsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $69.00
Espresso CeremonyThe home barista you love makes one modest cup. The kitchen now has a permanent production zone.Floor Matsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $53.00
Mandatory ListeningThe recommendation now has an intake queue, a department, and follow-up questions.Door Matsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $49.00
The Bottle Review BoardThe friend you love received one sealed bottle. It now has scorecards and award departments.Door Matsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $49.00
The Breakroom ChefThe friend you love reheated one lunch. It now has a permanent demonstration checkpoint.Floor Matsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $53.00
The Chain of CommandThe dog has the chair. They have the paperwork.Blanketsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $30.00
The Coffee DepartmentOne order. A service window. Please follow the escalation path.Door Matsannoyingconcerninghostilefrom $49.00
The Custom Area RugTheir picture, room-sized, and under everything they own.Area Rugsannoyingfrom $53.00
The Custom Beach TowelThirty by sixty inches — the one thing here they will carry out of the house on purpose.Beach Towelsannoyingfrom $52.00
The Custom ComforterFour sizes, up to a hundred and four inches wide. Real bedding, not a novelty throw.Comfortersannoyingfrom $139.00
The Custom Door MatTheir picture, at the front door, where every guest wipes their feet on them.Door Matsannoyingfrom $49.00
The Custom Floor MatTheir picture, in five sizes, on the mat that takes the worst of the winter.Floor Matsannoyingfrom $53.00
The Custom Plush BlanketVelveteen, three sizes, and softer than anything they would have picked themselves.Blanketsannoyingfrom $30.00
The Custom Shower CurtainSeventy-one by seventy-four inches, in the one room with nothing else to look at.Shower Curtainsannoyingfrom $69.00
The Custom Square PillowcaseSeven square sizes. The pillow is already theirs — this just goes over it.Pillowsannoyingfrom $26.00
The Custom Woven BlanketCotton yarn, a colorful fringe, and no ink anywhere. It is a real blanket, and that is the problem.Blanketsannoyingfrom $63.00
The Custom Yoga MatAn hour a day, nose to nose with the person responsible.Yoga Matsannoyingfrom $79.00