Home & Comfort
The soft things they live with — on the bed, on the sofa, or underfoot. Replacing one is a project.
11 items
- The Custom Area RugTheir picture, room-sized, and under everything they own.Area Rugshostilefrom $53.00
- The Custom Beach TowelThirty by sixty inches — the one thing here they will carry out of the house on purpose.Beach Towelsannoyingconcerningfrom $52.00
- The Custom Body PillowFleece or microfiber, and long enough that they will end up hugging it.Pillowsconcerninghostilefrom $89.00
- The Custom ComforterFour sizes, up to a hundred and four inches wide. Real bedding, not a novelty throw.Comfortersconcerninghostilefrom $139.00
- The Custom Door MatTheir picture, at the front door, with a greeting they did not write.Door Matsconcerninghostilefrom $49.00
- The Custom Floor MatTheir picture, in five sizes, on the mat that takes the worst of the winter.Floor Matsconcerninghostilefrom $53.00
- The Custom Plush BlanketVelveteen, three sizes, and softer than anything they would have picked themselves.Blanketsannoyingconcerningfrom $30.00
- The Custom Shower CurtainSeventy-one by seventy-four inches, in the one room with nothing else to read.Shower Curtainsconcerninghostilefrom $69.00
- The Custom Square PillowcaseSeven square sizes. The pillow is already theirs — this just goes over it.Pillowsannoyingconcerningfrom $26.00
- The Custom Woven BlanketCotton yarn, a colorful fringe, and no ink anywhere. It is a real blanket, and that is the problem.Blanketsconcerninghostilefrom $63.00
- The Custom Yoga MatAn hour a day, nose to nose with the person responsible.Yoga Matsconcerningfrom $79.00